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Alright, it's started! Joe, Nishi, Dave, VS, all MCs, I'm Shigeoka! Thank you for having me!
Today, I'm fighting with all of you who'll be fighting with me!
Well, I usually do a comedy show where comedians and actors do a V.S. all together.
Last time, we did a V.S. all together with the captain, Karin Kojima, and Komi Mikano.
How many people came last time?
Oh, quite a lot! Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
I hope we can get a repeater soon!
Repeater?
Repeater!
Repeater, that's fast!
What did you think of it, captain?
Well, last time I did it, it gave me a new feeling that you can only get here.
It was like a chemical reaction or something like that.
So, this time too, I'm going to take off this graduation ceremony that has already been decided.
Basically, I'm going to quit being an idol.
Anything is fine with you, right?
Anything is fine with me.
Just tell me you're going to quit.
You'll be fighting against each other in various battles.
Yes!
Then, let's have the main character appear today.
Please!
With that said, let's have the main character appear today, Reika-san, and Johnny C. Reika-san, please!
Today, all of you will be fighting against each other. How about it?
I'm the one who doesn't care about anything!
Yeah, but you won't get angry, right?
Well, well...
Even if we end up fighting...
We hope you'll get along after this show.
It's fine now.
No! Don't say that!
There's a lot going on.
I'd like to beat you up.
Yes, please do.
So, well, it's just Rei-chan's special showdown.
Yes, please do.
Well, let's get to the first showdown.
The first showdown is...
"Fast Anime Quiz"!
In this game, Rei likes anime, so she will fight with a quiz about anime.
The quiz will be given in a specified format, so please answer it in time.
In the first half and second half, the team with the least correct answers will win.
You like anime, don't you?
Yes, I like anime and I always watch it.
Then I think it's quite advantageous.
Let's look at the first challenger and the format of the quiz.
Here it is!
The six of you will participate in the quiz format one after the other.
If you can't participate, please stand over here.
"One after the other" means...
For example, topics such as "Sazai-san family" and "katsuo" and "sazai" will be covered.
If you can't answer "tara-chan", you will say "tara-chan".
If you can answer "tara-chan", you will say "tara-chan".
The team with the most correct answers will win.
Do you like anime?
I love it!
Are you serious?
Say it like you really mean it.
My favorite anime is...
You're going to my house again!
There's a lot of anime out there, so please answer as many as you can.
You don't have to be a teacher, so please answer as many as you can.
Let's get started!
Ready...
Start!
Sayonara!
Wait, that's not it. That's not the name.
Bunkara!
That's not it.
- Katsuo! - Yes, I'm here!
- From above? - From above!
- Not "all might" but "all might go", right? - Yes!
We'll decide the order of winning and losing.
- Yes! - Yes!
Now, let's look at the quiz format that the second half team will do.
Here it is!
It's called "anagram".
- Anagram! - Anagram!
For example, if the answer is "manzai", you say something like "izanma".
- Ah! - Ah!
- Yes, yes! - Yes, yes!
You change it in your head and say it like "manzai".
But the problem is...
Well...
The anime characters and titles will appear.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's difficult! - Yes!
- Yes! - Yes!
Now, let's look at the second half team's quiz.
Here is the popular "anagram" quiz.
- Yes! - Yes!
Here it is!
- Ah! - Ah!
Everyone can answer. Here is the next question!
Everyone has 6 points, everyone has 10 points, and everyone has 3 points!
This segment is called "getting along with each other"!
Let's get along with Rei-chan first.
Please write one by one in the sketchbook, and when you write it, shout it out loud with "seeno".
Rei-chan will be cleared if she guesses the words shouted by her friends.
Everyone else, shout so that your friends' voices are cut off.
Let's start with Kojirin, the first friend.
Yes!
Kojirin, for example, if you like food, everyone is shouting together.
Please listen only to Kojirin.
I see!
Now, let's take a look at the topic you will shout.
Here it is!
Cute words!
Everyone, please write the cute words you think of.
Yes.
I don't know cute words!
Please write cute words.
You're saying amazing things!
What did you say?
You don't know cute words, do you?!
I don't know!
You're an idol, after all.
Now, everyone, please write your answers one by one for Shinki-kun.
Start!
Everyone else, please write cute words you think of.
Yes!
Cute words I think of...
Yes, cute words.
You two get along well, don't you?
Yes, we're of the same age.
"Of the same age"...
You're of the same age, so you know what I'm thinking of.
I know.
That's good.
Yes.
Now, everyone, did you write your answers?
Yes!
Now, everyone, you will shout together, but please leave your sketchbook behind.
Yes.
When I say "start", you will shout.
Yes.
Let's go.
Start!
Now you know, right?
Shut up.
Let's do it one more time.
One, two...
What do you think? Please write down what Rei-chan and Kojirin shouted out loud.
We've been together for the longest time. We've been together for nine years.
To be honest, we've been together for longer than our families.
Can you hear it?
You don't have to say it.
What do you think? Let's see Rei-chan's answer.
Rei-chan's answer, open!
"Watage"
I said "watage" before, have you heard of it?
Well, how about it? Let's see Gojirin's answer, answer, open!
The first one is correct.
By the way, what did you write?
I don't like it!
What are you talking about?
Anyway, I thought I'd erase it.
Punch!
I see, I see.
Punch!
That's what it was like.
Now, shall we change the person who will guess next?
Yes!
Let's have Reipon guess.
Yes, Reipon!
Reipon will guess, too.
It's the same order.
Yes!
It's the same for each of us.
Each of you?
Yes!
Now, here's what you two were doing.
Use wise words!
Everyone, please write the smartest words you think you know.
Now, start thinking!
Use the smartest words you know.
Wise words, right?
Do you know "wise"?
Wow!
You may not even know "wise"!
It's difficult!
I think each of you has the words you think are the wisest.
I've seen Reipon say "wise" before.
Oh, really?
Do you know "wise"?
That's all for today. Did you write it down?
Yes!
Then, please write it down again.
Then, let's shout it out loud.
One, two...
"Wise!"
Did you get it?
"Shut up!"
Really?
"Shut up!"
Now, let's look at Rei-chan's answer first. Rei-chan's answer, open!
I heard it a little.
Ah, it sounded like "shi".
Let's look at other people's intelligent words.
Here it is.
Yes, here it is.
“Rousseau” or “Rousseau”?
“Giatama?” “Sangon’s virtue?” “Sangon’s virtue”
“Skasadal” “s-o-g-z”
"s-o-g-z"
"sincere appreciation"
Yuina-chan's word is...
"Ray-chan's favorite place"
There are a lot of places like that. Let's go there together.
Let's go to a lot of places like that.
Let's shout it out loud. Let's go with our school uniforms on. One, two!
It's too long!
One more time?
It's too long!
One more time?
One more time, please!
You are good friends, right?
Yes, we are good friends.
You are not only good friends, but also toys for Yuina.
Is it correct?
The length is like that.
How about it? Let's see Yuina's answer. Answer, open!
It's a proof that she's cute. But it's a shame.
By the way, let's see everyone else's answer.
Cute, but cheeky.
She's cheeky because she likes it.
Kind eyes.
She can't wake up unless you wake her up.
I see.
Kind.
Face.
Amazing.
Instagram relationship.
Kid?
She's like a kid.
I see.
But she's cute.
I see, I see.
How about you? Are you happy?
So, the winner is...
All of them!
Let's move on to the next match. The next match is "Keep the fake face"!
When it comes to Rei-chan, it's "fake"
Rei-chan and Zeiing-gawa's four representatives will move to a separate room and eat mustard cream with a fake face.
The one whose fake face collapses first will lose.
It's a match to see if they can keep their fake faces even while eating mustard cream.
Zeiing-gawa's four representatives and Rei-chan will move to a separate room.
Who has a fake face?
Us!
Let's go with these 3 people.
Let's go with these 4 people in total.
They won't come out again, right?
I think you 3 have forgotten, but...
We won't come out for a week!
That's right, you absolutely have to eat it!
So now we'll have them prepare it for us.
You can answer questions like "are you strong?" or "do you have guts?"
We have four questions prepared.
Camera, please switch.
Wow!
Cute!
You two.
At the same time.
You can hear me, right?
Yes.
Let's start.
If I say "please", you should eat at the same time.
Let's start.
Please!
Can you do it?
Because I'm here.
Really?
Are you ready?
Are you okay?
It's not hot?
No, it's not hot.
Let's go.
This is Gen-chan's third one.
I knew if I should do it when it's hot or when it's cold.
Let's continue. The next match is a fierce owner match!
Here, one person will decide the challenger, and the owner will jump while blindfolded, and the blindfold will be put on before entering the owner.
The team that jumps more than 10 times in a row first wins.
If you jump more than 10 times in a row, you can continue jumping as it is.
Let's start with Rei-chan.
Blindfolded?
Blindfolded.
Only sound?
Only sound.
Rei-chan, you have athletic nerves, right?
Yes.
Do you have athletic nerves?
Yes, we do.
Then, let's go.
Then, let's go to Zerin川.
Are you sure you can do it?
Yes, I'm confident.
OK.
If it's you, you can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it in one shot.
OK, let's do it.
Please do your best.
Be careful.
Ready, go!
Everyone hug Rei-chan in order, and raise your hand when you think Rei-chan is a designated friend. If you can hit it well, it will be Rei-chan's victory.
I see. Let's go Kojirin. Kojirin will hit it.
I wonder if you can come to the middle in order.
Yes, let's have fun around there.
Everyone comes out randomly in order.
Certainly, everyone raises their hands when they see something they don't know just by touching it.
You can tell by the smell, can't you?
That's right.
I see.
Now, let's go.
Wow, I'm fully prepared to accept it.
Now, let's go. Hug, ready, go!
We would like you to say "Find me, Rei-chan" at the end of the show.
You will get two correct answers, so please guess the difference.
Let's play!
The first question is...
This one!
If you know the answer, please press the button.
What?
If you try hard, you will know.
Yes, Rei-ko!
Thick eyebrows!
Wrong!
That's an advertisement.
Only one.
Different colored contact lenses.
Wrong!
What?
Different colored contact lenses.
Yes!
Do you know?
What?
Do you know?
The length of Rei-san's chin!
Wrong!
The next battle will be a duet!
We will split up into teams of three and a half, and you will all stand behind me.
After that, it will get dark and various songs will play,
so if you think the song suits you, please come out one by one from the left and right,
and dance in front of the microphone.
We have previously decided the correct combination here,
and the team that becomes that combination will win.
Let's take a look at the combination first.
Here it is!
Yes, here it is!
Wait a minute!
What's up?
We often meet and come out together, but we only have friends that Karin-san has.
Yes, so Mika is with Gumi-san, and Kamo is with Nohashi, and Kei-chan and Wakamo are with Doki, and Mighty and Captain are with Team N.
Yes, that's it. That's it. It's okay. It's okay.
And so, in this questionnaire, we asked people who often do duets to tell us, and since Mika-chan and Miyu-chan weren't included at all...
Well, since you're not here, there might be others as well.
When you're all together, we'll call you "team Kogo".
Please put your hands on these sleeves.
If you're all together, you'll win.
You'll decide who wins and who loses by playing "katsuya kuppuri".
It doesn't make much sense for me to say it now.
Now, let's go.
Synchronized duet, please!
Please come out if you think so!
The way you danced was very strange, but...
Let's move on.
Next, a duet with a synchro, please!
It's changed a lot.
I thought it was a rock song with the same key as mine.
Well, that combination is pretty good, too.
Now, let's have the next synchro duet!
Well, let's have the next synchro duet!
Wow, it's not bad at all. It's amazing that the beginning is really aligned.
Let's go for a little more. Synchro duet, please!
Both of you miraculously said "dance" in the same way.
Now that everyone has two pairs, everyone wins!
There's a new unit coming up.
Please do it again at this concert.
I want to see it.
Now, the next confrontation is human quiz!
This corner is a quiz that predicts what the designated person will do.
The designated person will wear a headphone and eye mask and the topic will come out after that.
Everyone else will guess what action that person will take on that topic.
The team with more enemies wins.
Now, let's see who will be guessing first.
It's this person!
It's Yui-na-chan.
Now, Yui-na-chan, please wear a headphone and eye mask.
I think it's decent.
Decent?
I don't know what to do.
She can't tell you what to do yet.
She can't hear you.
It's okay.
She can't hear you.
It's 100 points.
It looks like fun.
Now, let's see the topic.
What will you do if I give you a toy sword?
I will give it and you say "please".
After that, please think about what you will do.
Thinking time, start!
But Yui-na is a slide performer.
She's a slide performer.
What will you do?
I think you know it well.
Guess what it is.
Did you write it down?
That's all for today.
Did you write it down?
Let's see everyone's answers.
"Eat"
I see.
"Today, I will cook with this sword."
Is there such a meaning?
What is it?
"Make chopsticks wobble."
It looks like it's bent.
"Take a chicken with a sword like this."
"Surrender."
You say "Surrender" and push yourself up.
I see. It seems possible.
I see.
Is it hard to eat?
It's amazing.
I say "Surrender" and push myself up.
It seems possible.
Everyone, push yourself up.
Yes.
Then...
Delicious!
Yes!
Come to the center, please.
Then, Ms. Soratsuki, please do that.
Like a broomstick, it flies.
Let's see how he reacts.
Please wear eye masks and wear headphones.
But I may not be able to read it.
That's right.
It's surprisingly mysterious.
Are you okay?
Let's see the topic.
Here is the topic.
If you give me a microphone, what will you do?
As I said earlier, I will give you a microphone instead of a sword.
Please think about what you will do.
Thinking time, start!
Well, you are an idol.
You usually have too much and don't know how to use it.
That's right.
It's like your usual decision phrase, isn't it?
That's right.
So, have you written it down?
Let's see your answers.
Everyone, please show your answers one by one.
You said your catchphrase while dancing.
That's great.
You imitated Giant, didn't you?
Are you doing it?
No, I feel like I'm doing it.
Singing cutely. Well, it's a riot.
I'm going to sing a song called "Walkie", which is very cute.
Oh, I see.
Will you kiss me?
To the microphone?
To the microphone.
Like this?
Oh, I see.
I like you, too.
Oh, I see.
Well, it seems possible.
Well, is it possible?
Everyone, please take it off.
Yes.
Well, please remove your eye mask and headphones and come to the center.
Well, Honda is really correct. It's wonderful.
As expected of a professional.
Thank you.
By the way, everyone wrote something like this.
Yes, "beautifully" and "all" were correct.
Let's take a look at the next member.
Next up is this one.
If you get it all wrong, we'll all get points.
Because we're good friends.
But for now, we're good friends.
I want you to get it right.
Here's the question.
Who did you first high-five with while saying "hey" together?
Please think about it.
This is more of a high-five than you saying you did it.
Doesn't it refer to a straight line or something like that?
That's true.
From the edge.
To some extent.
Evenly divided.
That's right.
Is there a line coming from this side?
It looks like it's coming like this.
Don't you think you're talking about Shinda?
I think it's me.
So "hey hey" while you say "wait for me please".
Is it OK?
So let's see the answer. Answer of...
Wow, it's OK.
Karin-san, Karin-san, Kojini-san, Karin-san, Karin-san, Karin-san, Wow, Karin-san, Wow, Karin-san, Wow, oh, I'm great.
Only one of you, I'm sorry.
As expected of team Kokoh!
Now, everyone, please take off your masks.
Please stand there for a moment and please stand there.
Let's do it.
Please.
But as I said earlier, all teams won!
The next battle is between friends!
In this game, you will choose one friend and split up into teams of eight.
When the game starts, you will make a heart with your hands.
Others will block it.
If you complete the heart in 20 seconds, you win.
Can you do it? It's 20 seconds, you know.
Shall we do it?
Make a heart in 20 seconds.
Let's do it, friends.
Ready, go!
Well, that's all for today's Jouni Shirei VS members. Thank you very much.